I will admit that I, a 39 year old gay man, know only of this show because me and my friends were scrolling through Netflix content to watch whilst getting steadily pissed on several bottles of Jaeger and Heineken.   I have no shame and I’m proud to admit, damnit.

Don’t be daft, man.  We all know that Loughlin is as anatomically correct as a Stepford Wife.  

I got told by Mr Vinegar that I’ve been unfair to you lot and that I’ve intentionally left off a couple of real bangers. (Banger, by the way, in case you’re not familiar with that parlance, is a term used to describe a floor-filler, an all-round great tune) So we’ll rectify that tonight.

I hope you got to go to Ibiza.  There really is nothing like it, especially back in the day when Manumission was at it’s height.  People go on about Coachella - bitch, please.  Coachella’ll never rival anything that Ibiza has to offer.

EVERYBODY NEEDS A BUXOM FOR A PILLOW!

I had to LOL at the “Literally everyone else” option.  Stop being wankers, Americans, and adopt the goodness that is Metric!

Meanwhile, the goose wandering by is like “For fuck’s sake, Sonia, drink some water to get it down you!”

I’m over in the UK and we’ve started to see traces of the Millennial political take-over now. And I agree with your sentiment that skipping over the Generation X crowd is understandable. I’m late Gen-X like you (born 1979 baby!) and yeah, our generation’s inbuilt sense of apathy and almost bitter jadedness is…

*shrieks*

I’m going to have add more here, (sorry-not-sorry!)

I’m sure they can sell chicken-flavoured lube.  Get your country breakfast!

I like listening to remixes of songs. It can be anything but I seem to prefer lesser-known songs. Such as this...

You know, fuck this. We all know that if men had the ability to get pregnant, abortion wouldn’t be an issue. And we’re not going to discuss my mother’s views that the only time men truly understand the concept of consent is when they’re in a gay bar.

Well, isn’t she just precious?

See, this is why all restaurants should have an industrial meat-grinder on the premises.  

Never underestimate the power of stupid.  

Oh, Florida. You just keep on giving. You crazy, fucked-up hinterland of human tomfoolery.

STEVE1989MRE!!!!  *high-five*

Maybe they can sell the surplus to Starfucks and help improve the shitty coffee situation in Seattle?

Well, whoever he is, he looks particularly fucking dense. Like metallic hydrogen dense.