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Wow.
You know what? You’re a human being, baby and you fucking rock. Don’t ever think you’re fighting these fucktards on your own. Now, hug, coffee with rum or both?
I’m proud of the fact that Helen Lewis blocked me - and seemingly encouraged her supporters to mass-report me for simply questioning her as to what made her a real woman. Literally. The question was - “what makes you a real woman?” She’s an overly sensitive wee frau with no sense of humanity.
I take it Fuchsia Slenderman’s her mother? Christ.
I’m wondering if Emily doesn’t like spicy food. I’ve noticed a weird trend amongst some restaurants to make food stupidly spicy and maybe that’s why she’s worried. After all, Katie talks about “off the beaten track” - how off the track are you talking, Miss Flump? I’d raise an eyebrow if Katie refused to go to a, say,…
So, basically a Republican Fly-Over Frau?
Whoppers are like the neglected cousin to the UK’s Maltesers and PayDays make me think of The Stand...
Hmm. We made card surcharging illegal over here in Europe back at the start of the year. Used to be quite pathetic to have to fumble around with bloody change because the Glasgow Subway had a 50p surcharge on debit card transactions.
Stiles was pretty good in the Bourne films, but I still think Franka Potente was amazing. Never got over her being bumped off in the second one.
Laney fucking Boggs probably got knocked up by Interchangeable Fred, sorry, Freddie Prinz (did I spell that correctly?) Jr before landing herself a job at McDoanlds before realising that she was, all along, a lesbian. That was the long-standing agreed outcome for that shitty She’s All That between myself and a few…
Oh god, you’ve asked for it. And you’re going to get it and you’re going to like it.
Because let’s face it dear - not every cunt on this thread is going to bother wanking on about sourdough late at night when they’ve stumbled in from the pub, retrieved their best mate’s stiletto heel from the letterbox and then stumble into the kitchen to make some roasted cheese, are they?
Well, given that we don’t drive everywhere, we use up a lot of energy. Sarcasm and dry humour suck up the calories too. We’re all built like whippets you know.
Worcester is a rather beautiful city in England which lends its name to the county, Worcestershire. You find that a lot over in the UK - a lot of the Shires will have a city name before shire, eg: Lancashire comes from Lancaster, Yorkshire from York, Lincolnshire from Lincoln and so on. A shire is actually the name…
It should be said that Brits have the eating habits of hobbits. We usually start the day with breakfast. Some may choose to have a second breakfast, some choose to hold off until they have “morning tea” or “elevenses”. After that comes lunch. Then you might have a mid-afternoon snack (usually referred to in my…
What is this “Wine Saver” concept and why do you so suck at life that you can’t finish a bottle of wine? Who hurt you? Those grapes gave their grapey lives so you could enjoy a mediocre bottle of plonk and hopefully get sloshed on a substance that tastes ever so faintly of turpentine, cat litter* and mediocrity. You…
What is this “Wine Saver” concept and why do you so suck at life that you can’t finish a bottle of wine? Who hurt…
Ugh. Still sucks balls like American bacon though.
The worst thing I did to my mother?