God, the things I would do to Timothy Olyphant...rawr. Ahem. As you were, fellow tarts!
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Worcestershire sauce is essential for making that most quintessential British bedtime snack: roasted cheese. But Vinegar, I hear you all warble like demented squirrels, what is roasted cheese? Sit down, and pay attention.
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Always trust a Brit to pronounce it.
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I’m of the opinion that there should be more directors and screenwriters like Peele. And, frankly, I wouldn’t care if there were no white people in the film - there’s plenty of white drama(!) to choose from, so why not have a film where the hero is black and likewise the villain? It’s called imagination and I get the…
Panda FTW!!!!
I agree. Never Let Me Go has somewhat-teenage protagonists, but it’s far beyond YA. The adaptation was okay - not good, not bad either, just okay - and in my mind was only held up by the performances of the three central actors - Carey Mulligan, Keira Knightley and Andrew Garfield. I had the distinct feeling that if…
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If you’re going for minimal special effects, I’d add Gattaca to that list. A lot of what Andrew Niccol achieves in that film is via clever photography, lighting and even close-ups. And, well, he made Uma Thurman utterly goddess-like at one point...
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Mellon Collie has my ultimate 90s track on it - 1979. The year I was born, baby!!!
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Jagged Little Pill is very much a product of it’s time. Of course it’ll sound naff or cheesy or crap if you’re listening to it what, twenty years later? You’re older. You’re supposedly wiser (hmm...) and you definitely have changed in that time. I will say that I do agree about the lyrics. I mean, fuck, Ironic is…
Oh honey. You’ve never seen my best straight friend dancing to Robyn when his wife’s not around...
Should I take down my review?
OH GOD NO NOT BAMBI!!!
Yeah, I’m with her on the fish inclusion if it’s for health reasons. As for pig-muncher? He can go fuck himself.
You need to come to Europe and experience our high speed networks and trains. Yes, networks. We don’t just have one. You can go on Lyria, Thalys, the TGV, ICE, X-trains, AVE, hell, even the Eurostar between Paris and London and...*gasp*...get decent hot food on all of them! Plus, well, our scenery is better and the…
I have multiple sclerosis. I have to have an MRI once a year and I have to take medication daily. I also have to have blood samples taken and do various physio therapies to help. The cost for me? Zero. Nothing. Fuck-all. The reason? I’m lucky enough to be in the UK.
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I’m surprised you used the Hobbit safety video. We all know the hacks on this site are thirstier than a randy camel and I’m amazed you didn’t use the NZ Rugby video...
I’d watch a show with just Jonathan and Bobby, to be honest. Jonathan’s constant hyper-puppy mood is utterly, completely adorable (and not sickening, as my grouchy boyfriend claimed. Down, bitch!) and Bobby just comes across as an all-round cool guy. I’ve really gone off Antoni, Tan’s kind-of-irksome and…
Don’t you just love a country of under 5 million people getting their collected shit together and going for something like this? It does have echoes of the Dunblane ban, but it’s damned impressive this has been slung together so bloody quickly. Arthur C Clarke once said that the Earth’s first true democracy would New…
Just a wee bit of hilarity-karma, people.