I’d rather the little fucker gets the explosive shits for a full six month period. And tapeworms.

So much stupid, so little time. Still, her decision. Hope she can live with the consequences of her actions. Just remember to keep your child isolated from other children, Kat.

We had something like this in Scotland for, oh, 111 years.

Again, no, Hirsch with his creepy-ass face can fuck all the way off. There are other Interchangeable Chad actors out there. He had his chance. He blew it.

I really don’t see what the problem is with opening up educational opportunities to children from either a poorer or under-represented demographic. I really don’t. I was offered a place at a private school when I was going into my third year at school (in Scotland, third year means thirteen-fourteen, and is the time…

No. When one of us pasty-faced fucktards is being racist to you, you fucking tell us. You shame us. You make us realise that whatever they may think of you, that our words and actions hurt you and they are not fucking acceptable to any fucking decent human being. You don’t pussy-foot around racism. You don’t dress it…

BYE BITCH! Bubye! GOOD-BYE!

I love KFC, but I’ve fallen in love with a meatless KFC recipe created by the Avante-Garde Vegan over on Youtube. It’s ridiculously easy to make as well. Just remember: Hail Seitan!

She’d devour your relatives for their shenanigans. Two things don’t happen in Granny Vinegar’s house: watching East Enders and being racist.

I could understand if the show followed some sense of logic in the seasons - the first season deals with the suicide and the immediate aftermatch, the second deals with the repercussions and the third potentially dealing with people finding a way to cope, move on and help others. But that’d be too fucking much to ask…

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Depends on how sauced she gets.

Damn, you’ve had dinner with my grandmother, haven’t you?

“Yeah, very good. But it’s not in my glass, so what are you waiting for, eh?”

Ah, scrapple. Or, as some misguided fucknugget at the University of Glasgow (circa 1998) tried to tell me “it’s just like your square sausage!”

Am I bad for wishing they’d just taser her miserable face? Just pull a trigger, zap, instant perma-grin!

How in the everlasting sweetened hell that is the baby Jebus’s name is that making him more popular amongst African-Americans? I mean, she’s beige. How? Why? When?

The only thing that went well with that meeting is that she allegedly got away from him without getting her pussy groped. And given that it’s a Kardashian, that’s something. Both are horrific people, but him? I’d shove a sword up his piss-slit until it poked through his piggy wee eyes.

1. She’s been taken back to the Delos showroom. Even sexbots need maintenance (especially the cheaper models)

I wasn’t allowed to go out to a restaurant until I learned to sit at the table wearing something other than my underwear. And to chew food with my mouth closed. My cousin, however, seems to think that it’s adorable when her daughter goes running around in a restaurant as though it’s her own dining room. Sometimes I…