But if it’s rainwater and your target is Tally-ho Laaaahren, you might melt her!

Lava?

One of my favourite films!

I’m sorry, but that cover on the left? WTF? What’s with the cheesecake pose from the wee strumpet in the front?!

I’m sorry, but that cover on the left? WTF? What’s with the cheesecake pose from the wee strumpet in the front?!

Even though she’s a fashionable gluten-intolerant and she can’t even spell Coeliac. She’s also a carb-whore.

I admit - I howled at the first one. The “indigenous history” cover made me feel a bit itchy...

Next time, throw blood/bleach/vinegar. Excuse me whilst I play the tiniest violin.

Well, isn’t he whiter than a bleached tampon? Fucking pool of anal discharge.

Katy, fuck off. Seriously, go find a storm drain and slither into it, you whinging quim.

Curse you and your rational logic! *shakes fist like an impotent blonde woman with tragic shorts on*

Summer, is it? Summer, honey, sit yourself down, and think.

Street corner?

The really bright colours that Brenda wears are a more modern thing (she did wear some outlandish things in the eighties, but that’s the decade that taste forgot and CFCs nearly annihilated the ozone layer) and were once claimed to be a direct result of the backlash against the Royal Family after the media-hog (aka…

Personally, I think Meghan’s gown was far more beautiful than Kate’s. It was less fussy, but much sleeker, more modern - and simultaneously, more traditional - than the confection Kate wore. I think the tiara choice was brilliant - for something nearly one hundred years old, the design is remarkably modern (but that…

Oh my god, the thing on the far right. Didn’t someone tell Chad that you should only wear a vest like that if you actually work out? Extra points though for the “derp” expression. Yes, you’re in Britain now! And yes, we speak English too (we originated the language!) and, gosh darn it, aren’t you the picture of failed…

We don’t refer to the white side of her family as “White Trash” over here. We’d refer to them as chavs or council scum or, at a pinch, UKIP supporters. And we’d pretty much ignore them until one of them twats themselves with something hard and metallic and/or flashes their vajayjay getting out of a taxi. I’m sure…

People. There is only appropriate response to this. That is...

Maybe the other tenants in the building felt threatened or scared by his actions? Not to mention the possibility of the building’s name being dragged through the mud.