A nebula of stars for this. Marsellais do a fabulous line of soaps (and, eek, body washes!) that are utterly lovely. I’m a huge fan of their vanilla soap myself...

What the actual fuck is wrong with your country? Seriously.

No, I’m with you on the impact for her future employment. I hope she fucks everything up with this. I doubt Academia will even breathe on her once the dust settles. *rude hand-gesture Beckywards*

When all else fails, just add chicken. Joking.

So...Becky didn’t think that maybe she was a student taking a nap? Didn’t ask her for ID before calling the cops? No? Yeah, you’re a turd, Becky, a big fat stinking turd of elephantine proportions (with serious frizz going on - conditioner is your friend (probably be your only friend after all of this)). You deserve…

A whole galaxy of stars for this.

He’s that dumb a fuck he probably would.

I have an Italian grandmother (we’re talking the real thing, not some hokey second-generationer) who once said to me that Italian food is supposed to be simple, it’s supposed to be made with good, honest ingredients and it’s supposed to be enjoyed by all. That said, she’s been known to bitchslap someone with a wooden…

Silvio was/is a sleazebag. Your president has access to nuclear weapons. Big difference.

Sweetie. Calm yourself down before you do yourself a mischief.

Spanish crisps, sorry, “Chips”, have always been some of the most superior I’ve had on the Continent. Just a bloody fact. And Iberico-flavoured crisps aren’t something new, you know.

*files nails*

I’ve read people whine about this sculpture, saying that it would “make people uncomfortable”.

Why would people want to go to a party where rent-a-trollop *insert random Kardashian/Jenner* is going to be there? No, ta.

This. So much this. What an unnaturally evil thing to do.

I find it seriously difficult to believe that a toddler did that to another child. Absolutely no way.

So she did! Aunt Coulter’s got to find a new look!

Oh, I’m not denying your argument, but racism in the gay community is pretty damned vicious. The “no fats, no femmes, no Asians” thing is only the tip of the iceberg. The anti-trans and anti-lesbian thing is a whole another level of disgusting behaviour that I’ve seen becoming more prevalent amongst gay men in the…

Rory’s dress was frumpy because Rory is a frump. There, I said it.

I binged the first series and I did it again with the second series and man, it’s good. I think Reggie’s turning into the most fascinating character, to be honest - his whole arc could be turned into a stand-alone series - and I fucking loved the AltIvyW reveal (HERE BE SPOILER! (fun fact: gays can be incredibly…