I take it you’re one of those short-sighted racist bellends who voted for Brexit based on false promises of millions of pounds for the NHS, resumption of control over our borders and immigration that we never lost, or the reassertion of the dominance of British legal systems over European law (which, er, we never lost…

You find a large subsection of British society that thinks that the Empire was brilliant. Sort of in the same way that you people have those who claim Segregation was cool, or that Manifest Destiny was peachy or that Kim Kardashian is a feminist icon. We’ve been able - for years - to ignore this particular breed of…

I...don’t understand. The top looks fine to me. I must be missing some sort of demonic power this girl wields from her bared shoulder or some other nonsense like that. Oh god, was the administrator one of those Kim Davis clones? If so, burn it in hellfire...

Break his fucking legs and leave him a desert. Fucking scumbag. He followed them for twenty blocks? If my maths are correct, that’s, what, over a kilometre minimum? Save your fucking tears, you psychopath.

Do we know if he actually *is* his father? I just don’t see how someone could get someone pregnant with that massive lardy bubble of flesh hanging over their crotch.

I watched that car crash of an interview the other day and all I could keep thinking was: how the fuck did that woman survive childhood? Honestly.

Bless her wee cotton socks. Remember, people, Dumpy Medusa’s not used to the little people questioning her aptitude.

Well fucking done those kids. The idiots in charge forget one little thing: you’re going to be voting very soon and you - you- have the power within you to bring about real change. Not just paper change, we’re talking profound change. More power to you!

Yeah, that’s frightening - but not unexpected.

The Kenzo gown was beautiful, the fringe-heavy t-shirt Swift’s pulled out of goodwill is not.

Oh, that made me choke on my coffee. Curse you!

Fifty quid says he was discovered fucking Melania or Ivanka. Any takers?

Oh god, that just made me howl with laughter. And, given that I’m off sick with a bloody painful migraine, I will exact my kitteny revenge on you soon. It may be this lunchtime, it may be next week - but rest assured, I will curse you with those knees...muahah.

I’d hold their handbag. I’d even provide snacks in case their energy runs low...

I used to get National Geographic every month when I was at college and then stopped buying it when I was in University. Reason being was how they portrayed cultures - not just, say, Ethiopian culture and Kazakh, but everyone. There was an article on Ireland and, having friends from the area featured, I was interested…

Ah, Ulysses. I still have the copy I bought in Paris in 1997 and still remember the rather bemused expression on my know-it-all classmate’s face when I pointed out that I had got it from Shakespeare and Company, not the Shakespeare and Company (insufferable little tit of man). Best memory of reading it, however, had…

Don’t forget the “Idealised View” either - that women must have perfect labia, that they must be as hair-free down there as possible, that they must have rock-hard tits and an arse you can boing change off.. There’s a degree of men and boys out there that assume that when you ladies whip your clothes off, you’re going…

James Deen needs to have a hot poker rammed up his shitter. That’s all I’m saying about that fuckwad.

Oh no, believe me, there’s more than a few horror stories regarding the gay porn scene, believe me. Apart from HIV scares and the resurgence of barebacking (why? Just why would you want to be that mindless and stupid!?) there are a few tales of sexual assaults and physical attacks. Hell, we’ve even got a website that…

I would have preferred if the show was called “Gilmore Girl” and focused solely and entirely on Lorelai. Rory can go stick her awful head in a deep-fryer and light it for all I care. Lorelai was always the more fun and interesting character.