Beautiful. Enjoy your star.

http://www.consentiseverything.com/

Spoiler: There’s nothing in the safe.

The compliments thing is so easy! Compliment the item, not the body wearing it. It’s the difference between:

Adam Carolla stays on brand, news at 11.

#teamkelly

Can we pour one out for the discontinued yet still amazing Kookaburras, those crazy chocolate caramel rice krispy sugar bombs? And also Trefoils of yesteryear, when they were thinner and had coarse sugar on top.
They were the best.

The show-runner has a fundamental misunderstanding of the source material. Quoted from EW:

The secret is to take the top bun, throw it away, then flip the top layer making the middle bread the new top bun.

Thank you for your service. I think you’re awesome for doing it. Be proud, and if you’re deployed - come home safely.

There was just a special screening, record release, reunion and mini-concert in LA!

When I was younger they were Thelma and Louise.

Aside from it being unnecessary, it looks like they recast her husband? ‘Cause that’s Jed “Steve Sander’s Dad” Allan in that scene.

You know, I’m a very tactile-oriented person, and I constantly want to experience things through touching them. And museums can be torture for me because I want to feel all the things, but I can’t, and so I don’t. And no one has to *tell* me not to touch the antiquities.. the ropes and signs and plexiglass do a pretty…

Holy shit, I’d love to know what that purple-y lipstick is in the top photo.

Oh, if you insist.

If this means a new Animal Crossing game is on the horizon, shut up and take my money!

I was proud to vote her in, way back in ‘92, but damn, yo. Way to stay at the party too long. Your people want someone who speaks for them, and you have been silent too long.

Boundaries are good.