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Why don't they just say "ONLY TIFFANY BLUE" and get it over with?!

Does Meredith Viera have Bell's Palsy?

Nope, somewhat further north. BBS's, man. /smh What was I thinking?

So this is only gonna make sense to a small portion of people but...

This story gets two Nathan Fillions and a Mrs. White from me.

I had done the initial registration to be a driver for Uber over the summer, before I learned my car was too old for them.

Drake's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde except his monster alter ego is a substance-addled dudebro.

Preach.

Your ideas intrigue me, do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?

COTD.

Everything is awful. Those poor women.

Passed over for yet another bloody pretty boy.

This is one of the best things I have ever seen.

I love her so much.

Well. I won't be sleeping for the next several days.

I have no words.

Things I know now that I didn't understand then: I had a total crush on Billy, the professional guy AND the girl. Errr'body HAWT to me. So confusing to 15 year-old me.

Well. THAT'S something I can't un-see. Thanks.

GENIUS!
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