We can do it!

They keep telling me that vodka and chocolate and bacon won't complete me, but they are filthy liars and I will keep trying until I am happy!

This happened to me. From my first. Suuuuuuuper-laaaaaaaame.

I'm going to miss Bill Hader's spot-on Alan Alda impression from these sorts of sketches.

Huh. Look at that. I am right out of fucks to give Miley. /shakes bag, peers inside.

Clearly CJ has a thing for ridiculously smart, wry bearded men. Like any reasonable person.

Woops, didn't read all the comments before posting my own flaming Mrs. White.
Jinx?
(Though there's enough rage to go around...)

Preach.

Don't make me choose.

Man, geese are judgemental.

The tyranny of pink MUST BE STOPPED.

SEE?!?

WHY?! Why would you do that?
There is not enough brain-bleach to scrub that away before I try to sleep... ever.

Your proposal is relevant to my interests and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

And this

I LOVE COOLHAUS.

<shame>

Seriously! We need this app, you're a friggin' genius!