Humans are truly awful sometimes. Hasn’t anyone heard of faux??

Because why harm only one type of animal when you can harm two, right? :( Poor critters.

It could be from a cute little bunny but it’s probably from a cat. (Doesn’t fur trim often turn out to be cat? I think so.)

This is so horrifying and I am so sorry for you and your mom and your doctor.

That is not right, and I am sorry for you both.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’ve been there too. Please remember the voice is wrong — you’re not a piece of shit!

I’m pretty sure that’s a woman?

This article is awesome! Thanks for writing it!

There is nothing unusual about that outfit for the period.

That’s so awesome! I wish churches would pray for climate scientists too, who may not work miracles but who very effectively point out the error of our ways...

Speaking as a vegan with cats: You suck it up and buy the fish. Cats love fish. Done and done.

Aw, I’ll so miss your articles! This series has been so funny and great.

Love that Orlando Jones wore something so fun and colorful! The dudes always look so boring in their dark suits.

My first thought as well :)

Wow, I love this suggestion! He’s also good at being creepy, and this character is creepy.

Your mom is not a garbage person. My family also has health and mobility issues and has on occasion had to order during bad weather. We also give big tips and are super nice. Based on the happy interactions I’ve had with delivery folks, they have not minded. And even if they did, when your health is really bad,…

What? That is EVIL.

Same! HORRIFYING.

Oh man! I’m going to seriously miss your posts! Thank you for everything you’ve written here...