sincerityisthenewirony
sincerityisthenewirony
sincerityisthenewirony

I gotcha. Have you looked into the animal welfare issues involved in egg production, not that it’s any of my business what you’re thinking ethically? Egg production is kind of... let’s just say it’s not pretty. (Chicks ground up alive, etc...) Maybe this is another reason to try the delicious alternative? (Or not,

You won’t even try it? It’s really eggy! (And so much better for you than all that cholesterol...)

Buy organic tomato sauce. It tastes 10 times better than non-organic and doesn’t kill our planet, so. And bay windows? They leak! Joke’s on you, rich bay window owners.

That is not being at all fair to Gaudi.

Did anyone else notice that on the table in the photo in question, there’s a basket of vegetables? There’s some drinks and then this basket with a cloth in it, as if it perhaps includes some kind of snack, but it’s just whole raw eggplants and peppers. And maybe a potato? It’s maybe a centerpiece? Anyway, this

Wow. That is gross and also very noble.

Ooooh, good word. We need a similar one for the people who stand on the left on those moving sidewalks at airports. GRRRRRR.

Okay, now I’m crying because I’ve finished reading the whole post and literally every story was beautiful and I want to thank every single writer and every single customer, and the wonderful editor. Jeez BCO is a good feature. (Former food service worker and labor activist here, so these stories are close to my heart!)

Thanks to Katie Fiorentino for sharing that first story! I feel embarrassed I haven’t done that myself, so glad for the suggestion!

Thank you!

Thank you for saying something; that term is used a lot around here. It doesn’t seem like a healthy thing to call a person trash.

Wow, thanks for that link. Weird! They point out that artificial turf gets really hot, so maybe (non-toxic) painting isn’t that bad in comparison?

Maybe you could add a little barcode tag to your clothes to help the robot do the sorting?

I looooove her but I’d rather see her in Brad Pitt’s (fun!) role than as a gender-switched Danny Ocean. (Can the casting on this one be more diverse than the other Oceans, please? I hope?)

Should have read your comment before I left my own! This, exactly.

Huh. Even to gay people or, say, recent immigrants, you think? I somehow don’t see her being super friendly, call me crazy.

Yes, a good one!

Yikes!

When my brother and I were teenagers, we and our mother saw a big orange light up in the sky one night. It was a large orange disc, like a bright, setting sun, but at night. It just stayed there for a really long time over the horizon. We couldn’t figure out what it was - it was so weird we called the local airfield

Who pays someone $100 to go punch a person? That is insane. (Sorry about the other stuff too, sounds awful.)