Yep this guy and this site suck. Marriage is supposed to mean something. Either be honest about your needs or get a divorce.

Seriously. Have they never heard of petsitters? Or, say, leaving their dog at home?

Wow, that sounds amazing.

Maybe two pecks was just too much to pick — it’s not the fruit, it’s you! (Or rather, time.)

So brilliant!

See, I’d argue that did you more harm than the thumb sucking.

This is hilarious and wonderful. I may steal your idea; my toddler is currently mourning the accidental loss of a beloved toy and a postcard might just make it all better...

Maybe just tell her you find it really hot, so she feels confident about it if she does feel it coming on. I’m a squirter myself but was pretty anxious about it and held it back until I understood my partner wasn’t judging me about it.

Heartbreaking :(

You’re right, I’m sorry. This is totally all about you and your diversity class.

“Curious” = trolling. How about waiting for actual trans people like myself to ask questions instead of playing devil’s advocate?

Unless you’re actually transgendered you don’t know what you’re talking about and should stop whatever it is you’re attempting here.

My guess is that they don’t identify as Christians, since that’s a different religion. Religions have overlaps; they’re still distinct things. But I should shut my mouth and let a Satanist answer, if there are any on here.

Have you seen the fake baby that was cut from Twilight? (In my own defense, I haven’t seen the movie, I just looked up clips of this baby because, well, if you see it you’ll know why it’s worth looking up.)

Seriously, I got a very Grimm’s vibe here! “The third time the petals were red and the fourth white.” That means something!

On one level I’m enjoying the hell out of this public skewering (finally!!!!!!) of Trump. It’s delicious; I feel like John Stewart with his Trumpinator. But on another level this is kind of sad. He always seemed delusional, but since everyone seemed to go along with his delusion, he seemed to be holding it together.…

So sad and frightening. I know a man on a similar course (rejection by women leading to a hatred of women) and hope he never gets as far as this man did. Sometimes it’s difficult if not impossible to get folks the help they need, if they don’t want it or are a danger to those who are trying to help them.

I think a lot of kids think saying something like “hail Satan” is transgressive. They maybe aren’t aware it’s a real faith or that it maybe doesn’t have the meaning they’re hoping for. Also maybe some people say it to get a rise out of humorless Christians?

Seriously, how is that even appropriate? Leave the cake and the teddy vagina alone. This is one of those things you get to laugh about at home after the event, not something you should turn into a fiasco that offends your hosts...

I almost cried just looking at the photo at the top. So cute!