I know. I get it now. I know.

Aaaaaand I’m really embarrassed.

Do you know how many people have asked this same question? And do you know how many infinitely more qualified individuals have already answered it?

This is SO AWESOME.

This is sooooooo sad! That poor lady. Her poor dress.

Even porn can be accurate. And I would argue it’s hotter when the viewer isn’t flummoxed by how stupid the staging is.

I second that “ha!”

They say “domestic African American” about some of their adopted kids, and add, “and one from Haiti”. Could it be an adoption term or is it just weird? I don’t know.

The “silly pancake” line just made me laugh so loudly I almost woke up my toddler.

I CAN NOT HANDLE HOW WONDERFUL THIS POST IS and I’m sorry about the caps it’s JUST SO WONDERFUL

Because you like a man with crusty feet?

This hurts, to watch.

You could stay home, to avoid them.

As a gay married person I agree with you and Patrick Stewart on this one. Why force someone to write something they’re opposed to? (And why would pro-gay marriage folks want to support this bakery in the first place? Aren’t there other, nicer bakeries, owned by bakers with fewer issues?)

And everyone cares what you believe.

Aw, you won’t let him do his garter thing? He’s dreamed about it for so long!

Jesus I am so glad my wife and I moved away from NYC.

No no, then I won’t see them and remember to watch the show!

Another piece of this mystery: If you add salt to your greens when sauteeing, right at the end, they get brilliantly green, too. Yay salt!

This is a really good point. Like entitlement = laziness?