If he was attempting a burnout he likely turned off all the nannies, Porsche will let you do that in their cars since most of their cars have a lot of track potential where people who know what they’re doing may want to slip the rear.

You’re really taxing my amateur photoshop skillz.

Early look at the XC20

The metric system is better.

So you pay thousands of dollars for a line of code that unlocks capabilities that your Tesla had all along....

I mean... I mentioned essentially that exact study in the article. 

Dammit, does anyone read my words?! I toil over them just for you, my dear Jalopnotropes!

Lecture?

Where are they coming up with these numbers for maintenance costs? As in where did the 70k come from for the Lincoln? The old Town cars used the Panther platform, which had been around forever and ever and by that point was more or less bulletproof. I’ve been in a number of Crown Vic cabs that had well over 500k on…

I submitted a correction years ago to Google because Google Maps told users to take the 17 bridge to get across the James River from Newport News, VA. The correct way is to take the Ferry since bikes are not allowed on the bridge. About a year later they responded that I was right and made the correction. No reward,…

My experience is on two-wheels (no, not stunt-driving up and off a ramp...). It’s a little more critical on motorcycles—when a car slides, it’s not going to fall on its side (aka “a crash”...unless you’re Marc Marquez (MotoGP racer) and then it’s an exhibition of denying the laws of physics). When a motorcycle slides,…

Immensely beautiful. I love it. That is all I have to contribute at this time.

Ho boy, take it easy there guys.

The next time you do one of these, if the lady is into cars, can you ask what car they drive personally? After reading about her career I’m really curious what someone who’s job is a mix of aesthetic and functionality drives daily.

Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

It’s a Chechen wedding. Car closest to the bride and groom is considered the best or some shit. It’s their tradition, they always do it.

Wife and I were hauling a queen sized bed set on the roof of our Oldsmobile right after we moved to PA. It was night, we had the hazards going, both our phones plugged in, and radio on. Electrical system couldn’t handle it and fried the pigtail off the positive battery terminal. We ended up stuck in the middle of the…

You think Ferrari ‘answers’ to anything coming from Chevrolet?

That was almost like a pit maneuver tap, so I don’t think they would have deployed.

Was side curtain airbag deployed? Hopefully all local Infiniti service providers are on the lookout.

Later, at a bar: