the hell? You didn’t even @ them, so someone on the McDonald’s social media team is just searching for McDonald’s and hitting refresh.

“That’s right. I’m a motherfucker. Guess who’s Mom I fucked.”

I realized this after I had kids.

Yeah, though I do wish they would allow more customization of packs. Like, I bought seasons and vampires, but I don’t always want to play with seasons or vampires. In Sims 3 you got to toggle that shit on and off from the launcher.

Yeah, core Sims has no draw for me. But a wizarding life simulator? They might have got me with this one. (To be fair, the previous beach/island and Indiana Jones-style expansions almost did it, too.)

You’re in the right here re: lack of cheese on certain sandwiches, and the clown can go fuck itself.

They are lucky they found it and did not eat it and croak.

Then why does the weinermobile have a steering wheel?

Without fail, I’ll be sweating and jogging with my headphones in and I’ll get flagged down for directions. How could I look any less approachable? Also it’s 2019. Don’t ask for directions. 

“Slayer being a sponsor? Unacceptable! Won’t sombody think of the children?!”
“...you support a President who abducted children and put them in cages.”

So does criticizing parenting choices in absentia and trying to fix public health issues with capitalist products that harm more than they help. 

I’m not surprised by the comments but I want to know why people think its okay to be mentally unhealthy as long as you’re not fat. In the long term neither one is good for the individual or society. This app is particularly disturbing since WW makes a lot of money off the desire not to be fat. It is basically grooming…

Isn’t closing the menu and putting it down on the table still the universal symbol for “I’m ready to order”?

They have a great pogrom of events at the stadium. 

Congratulations on your sobriety. No snark.

It isn’t just that, but that Miracle Mineral Solution garbage was created by a piece of shit dude who FORMED A CULT TO PUSH HIS PRODUCT ON THEM. I can’t stress that enough; this sick bastard knows (and has admitted) that it’s crap but he still pushes it and people still defend it. He especially likes to push it to…

My ex loved Olive Garden, the more we went there, the happier she was. Love is weird.

Yeah, it really is too bad that managers don’t have any other option. Literally, all they can do is keep offering the job at minimum wage and deal with whatever under-qualified applicant walks in the door. I mean, they’ll turn off customers, and possibly go out of business, but what choice do they have? Offer higher…

If the “kid” was 52... how old are you?

There could be much dumber moves than picking Julian Castro as VP for the sole purpose of having him work the Latino vote in Texas hard in the run up to the 2020 election.