simulord
SimuLord
simulord
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Unfortunately Crusader Kings hasn't improved my political instincts. I don’t understand why Biden hasn't started a murder scheme against McConnell or at least fabricated a hook. It’s like the man has no idea how to handle his vassals!

Jan 23
5

Oh, Don Jr., surely. But I could see Gary Busey’s toothy grin eminating from beneath a McD’s hat, handing you a McChicken with the pickles and mayo applied to the top of the crown with a look in his eyes of, “please like me!!!???” while Don Jr. screams, “HEY, DUMBASS! YOU CAN’T PUT MCFLURRY MIX IN THE SODA FOUNTAIN!”

Jan 23
7

Honestly...this just blew my mind. Trump had 4 years to decorate and remodel the place. How did he never come up with the idea of installing a McDonald’s franchise in the Rose Garden? He could have even made himself the franchisee, thus earning him a profit on the tax-payers’ dime everytime he ordered a hamberder, Read more

Jan 23
7

Back when I was in 4th grade, we finished up the main curriculum like two weeks early, so our teacher decided to teach us how the stock market worked. The biggest lesson he taught us was “always keep at least 51% of the shares of your company”. And yes, this was a public school.  

Jan 22
17

While I think it’s generally a good thing to make things more accessible and efficient and democratized, I think in some cases (like the stock market), we’ve opened a huge Pandora’s box, and we don’t really know what to expect. Read more

Jan 22
13

I’ve been thinking about this recently. While I think it’s generally a good thing to make things more accessible and efficient and democratized, I think in some cases (like the stock market), we’ve opened a huge Pandora’s box, and we don’t really know what to expect. This isn’t how the stock market is supposed to Read more

Jan 22
12

 I'm hoping that after Covid everyone will be sick to death of lockdown sweatpants and ready to get FANCY. 

Jan 22
25

at dinnertime, those Diet Cokes were usually paired with well-done steak, salad with blue cheese dressing and bacon, gravy, and large slices of cake or pie with extra ice cream. Read more

Jan 22
1

I’m right there with you. I’m just trying to finish my backlog before I turn completely to dust.

Jan 22
1

Irish stout is much closer to food than beverage.

Jan 22
3

These student loan relief sour grapesters always somehow forget to mention the job(s) they got - and kept getting that are called Careers - that paid them enough to live on that ENABLED them to pay off their student debt (which itself came with low interest rates). They never consider their jobs (and the savings Read more

Jan 21
2

Basically what you’re saying is someone could theoretically lie about you? That’s nuts! I mean what’s next? Calling in a SWAT team just to get you to stop playing a certain game. Naaaah. Could never happen. Americans are too civilized for that. ;P

Jan 21
4

“Welcome to Asshole Island, where skins and outfits are disabled, there’s no loot, and the circle is always closing. Enjoy!”

Jan 20
25

It’s become more culturally acceptable for a man to reject fruits and veggies, whereas traditionally, females have been the family caretakers and more likely to engage in specific nutrition behavior. Read more

Jan 20
16

“Seriously, dude?” Ally asked after watching Brad eat buttered noodles off a paper plate for the fourth night in a row. She’s slowly expanded his culinary horizons since then, helping him realize the foods he “didn’t like” were based on opinions he’d formed as a 7-year-old. “Just try it,” became her mantra, and more Read more

Jan 19
2

I think that a Back to the Future game would be interesting (yes, I know there’s the Telltale game) to make as a 3D puzzle game that is a spiritual successor - of sorts - to Day of the Tentacle. Being able to travel to 4 time periods of Hill Valley to solve puzzles would be a hell of a programming challenge but would Read more