*glares, in Bitchy Gay Scot mode*

haha came here for this, +1 brick

WRO-ONG!  Do it again.

Civ is one of those games I don’t allow myself to play single-player, just so I have time to do anything else.

All the bot has to do is say poggers every 10 or so minutes and it blends right in.

‘...and abnormal bleeding.’ As opposed to? What a country, even the salad tries to kill you.

Gotten into a Rome 2 mood which is always great until I get angry at the still broken AI.

I noticed that Alton Brown has updated his own chocolate syrup recipe (take THAT, Cocoa Carl!) to include black cardamom. Having recently discovered the joy of black cardamom (add it to your stock pot folks), I must give it a try. Maybe I’lll combine the two recipes - the butter and brown sugar from yours, the black…

Eh, I dunno about that - they might be using 7.5 French.

If those documentaries have taught us anything, you are supposed to expose your chest and the pizza perambulator would be compelled to waive the fee for the foodstuffs.

I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

Anything that is bad for xQc is good for the portion of the world with more than 2 braincells. The amount of money he gets paid for being a stupid asshole is frankly depressing. 

Oh no.

Chicken place by me will sell yesterday’s chicken in a bucket, cold. It’s tight.

god, is there anything in this world more annoying than Rick & Morty fans? Pickle Rick is stupid. It’s literally *supposed* to be stupid. It’s a stupid distraction from Rick’s underlying emotional issues which are ruining his and his family’s life as his grandkids struggle to cope. The entire Pickle Rick subplot is…

Oh boy, I’ve always wanted to order delivery pizza and then... go out and get it?

Would you pay $5 for a ketchup packet?

I don’t believe she plays Fortnite for a minute.

I’m assuming it would have a line similar to this.

I would love to see a narrated animation of this crime.  Like Archer style.  How stupid you gotta be?