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But she’s fully aware of every film containing vaginal steam treatments. So, unless Jackson stars in Snake Oil on a Plane, his work will likely remain off her radar.

Mad Catz has really come a long way. I remember back when they were considered ‘shit tier’ when it came to controllers and accessories among my friends, customers at the EB i worked at and among fledgling online video game forums users.

Here’s a thought: stop playing Destiny 2. This has two clear benefits: you’ll get high off the smell of your own farts in another game and nobody else in the Destiny 2 playerbase has to deal with your dumb ass.

If you’re so damn good at the game, how is it that you’re getting beaten by a filthy casual?

Yup, a nod from a peanut/treenut allergy sufferer too. Navigating bake sales and on rare occasions, other people’s dinner parties and events like those can sometimes be a bit of a minefield. I’m just bluntly upfront in a matter of fact way with everyone who knows me about my nut allergies and people tend to be very

After only two posts I know for an absolute certainty that you are a complete douche.

Because maybe those of us with careers, wives, mortgages, children, etc. would still like to have fun playing a video game every once and a while, without having to commit to an extensive training regiment.

Same! Only mine was peanuts. My heart stopped from a bite of cereal when I was four.

I’d highly recommend it. For some reason, they’re even more hilarious. Especially when you stage them or take photos and add word bubbles

Why aren’t we just calling it by what a Catsup/Mayo should be called.

I feel the same way about some black people, how any of us continue to support him is mind blowing but as polls repeatedly show we are too socially conservative for our own good. Any coincidence that both groups strongly identify with Christianity? 

“...that seems to have had barbecue sauce and mayonnaise applied with Homer Simpson’s makeup shotgun set to “whore.”

“Sure, I’ll pay it out of my slip-and-fall settlement money, dick.

That’s definitely a top choice, especially when paired with bacon

I stand by my oft-repeated opinion that anyone trying to get you to read Moby Dick is upset that they wasted their own time, and just want to watch someone else suffer.

I’ve never understood this sentiment. So what if we do raise a generation of people who play video games instead of going outside and playing football? Professional video game players are a thing now, and some of them make really good money. They’re having fun. They’re not bothering you. Why do you care?

Anyone remember Buzz Beer from the Drew Carey show? I still hold that show was underrated.

Bcause there's a highway to hell, but only a stairway to heaven. Duh.

Cool, another article about how nobody should use flash. I love reading these in the knowledge that I literally have no choice but to still attempt to support flash on nearly 700 PCs because of really crappy government web pages and specific software vendors that rarely keep within 10 years of current technology, but