ahh I see our dads attended the same parenting seminar.

When I used to commute on 99, my drive to work on the lower deck was (in my mind) a daily breakneck race to the uncovered portion. Driving home, I always figured at least I was on top and wouldn’t be pancaked.

I’ve said at least twice now that you’re “my kind of food writer”, but I never actually explained that it means I appreciate your occasional wholehearted embrace of pure junk food ingredients. This, however, crosses some vague line that I can’t quite define. I just can’t with bologna, and I’m not sure why that is or…

Yes. I unabashedly love “bologna and cheese roll ups” which is just american cheese and bologna rolled into a tube and everyone HATES ME FOR IT.

I remember being a kid. Spending all weekend playing with toys in my room.

Can confirm, as a fairly recently divorced person who now has a great relationship with someone who checks all her boxes, my approach after my really terrible breakup was:

Sex is not objectively terrible; cruises, on the other hand.

Nope sorry. I dated in my early 20s in the early 2000s when texting wasn’t really a thing yet and now I’m dating in my late 30s and texting is a godsend.

Bow before the one true GIF

I’ve never heard of Mulaney. I checked his IMDB and his name as writer shows up on a bunch of shows that tanked. He’s 36 years old. The only way I’ve heard of him is because he shit talks legends like Seinfeld and Rock? I wonder why he might do that? It’s not like he might want some coverage. LOL And then people glom…

Chicago is even worse. Hope whoever comes here during the winter enjoys frostbite and hypothermia.

J’refuse!!

i move a lot and i do that.

I prefer the dirty ones that begin with, “I don’t know but I been told...”

For true. Who’s going to pass their heirloom H&M dresses or IKEA bookshelves down to the next generation?

This could also be attributed to the fact that any reasonably priced consumer good over the last 30 or so years isn’t actually worth anything. People aren’t buying solid oak furniture that has been handcrafted or quality art/glassware anymore, they just buy cheap or just expensive enough to last and then it gets…

LMAO, FAIR POINT

...and if you’re not in the mood for sausages (or if you are but you’re also extra hungry), don’t forget the humble baked beans on toast, preferrably topped with sharp cheddar cheese. And don’t buy sugary, American baked beans; you'll be glad you paid too much for the British ones in tomato sauce.

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”

“If you’re tired of your same old routine, try having an entire week where all you’re allowed to do is dry hump each other.”