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MURDERER uses Murder. It's super effective.

Well if we're just talking semantics, fine - a game with an emotional impact is great. But emotion is something every artistic medium is capable of. What makes games special is the way they elicit that reaction.

In my opinion, Cage's movie-like-games are bad movies too. I haven't played Beyond, but this review makes it seem like it lacks focus, a message, an identity beyond movie cliches (no pun intended). And yet, Cage constantly promotes a message that this is what a mature game should be - it is that idea that concerns me.

If somebody with a C&C permit is so oblivious to their surroundings they fail to notice somebody has drawn a weapon of their own...perhaps the C&C permit wasn't as helpful as they originally argued.

I don't want to be that guy, but perhaps if you think looking at your phone for distraction while commuting is a problem because you need to be looking out for the random men with guns, maybe the problem isn't the phone.

Part way through I decided that I'm not high enough to enjoy this. Then I realized I could say the same thing about every time I tried eating Hot Pockets back in high school.

You don't mind a game that's basically a movie.

You can deal with a little (or a lot) of cheese.

I really feel that these games would be so much better if David Cage wasn't involved with them. Not to piss off fans but he is a terrible Director. The stories in his games are nonsensical , the characters aren't likable or relate-able, and all too often the QTE go on for WAY WAY to long (having them do like a 5

It's not her fault. The player probably didn't press X fast enough.

Death, or any other type of failure, is entirely impossible. Leave Jodie hanging in a desperate moment and she'll either save herself or the game will simply linger, eternally waiting for you to rescue her. In Heavy Rain, it was possible to accidentally let a main character die—the story would carry on, but the ending

Fischer-Baum sounds like a finishing chess move.

A baseball player hitting 73 home runs in a season (2013 data, qualified batters).

Thats what the alcohol is for. Turn a 3 into a 5. Also I find the constant influx of college girls from around the world makes up for a possible lack of hometown hotties.

I'd still say TNG is better, because it's truer to the original exploration ideal that Star Trek was based upon, but I definitely get why people love DS9 (the baseball episode is fantastic, as is the entire Dominion War). At the end of the day though, TNG is the series I wanted out of Star Trek, and it's crew is (for

I still don't like it. Frankly, I'm a little amazed it has been held up on a pedestal the way it has. I'm fine with cel shading, but the art design still looks painfully child oriented. It was the first time I watched a previously loved franchise go a direction I didn't like. Since then I've become used to it, because

Not at all surprising. I remember when Star Trek: DS9 was airing, and how much I enjoyed the hell out it, and being dumbfounded at all the hate that got directed at that show, especially on message boards. I never bothered arguing the point with anyone that DS9 was a great show - nope, it was horrible and Ron Moore

Mitt Romney can, in fact, afford to buy a bucket.

Get a damn rice cooker like every single goddamn family in Asia has. Perfect rice every time.

I've never been a Meadowlark Lemon fan. I prefer orange chicken.