I have to agree. Aside from the brisket and beans at Mighty Quinn's in East Village, I haven't really had much good barbecue up north. Everything's too lean, and something about the way things are smoked just doesn't do it for me. Luckily, it's easy to get good barbecue around here. People might be banging cows,…

Paying money for extra lives, man gaming has changed so much...

Somewhere, there's a marketing exec masturbating to this comment.

This so Torrey Smith: Weeks of trying, a moment of excitement, and then months before anything meaningful happens again.

This could get Torrey Smith an endorsement deal with Barilla.

The Eagles and Papa John's do have something in common: there is no defense for either.

The Eagles' defense also did their best impression of a Papa John's pizza, by being cobbled together from unwanted parts and disappointing everyone involved

I don't care how bad the weather is, I just really don't see Peyton Manning and the Broncos offense giving up 3 safeties.

Against the Jags offensive? No, he's not overvaluing.

Yeah. I didn't think that through. I already owe Shane Stant five-bills to do the deed.

You sentenced the black guy to be a slave in your mines. That's just great.

Nah if Tebow is Jags QB, I think you means Denver defense scores 40.

Whenever Rovell tweets dumb shit, I think about the tweet he sent out on the day news broke that Hope Solo's football-player husband was arrested for domestic violence. Whatever actually happened between Hope Solo and Jerramy Stevens, the complexities of a relationship between two actual humans and the horrors of…

It might also be the first time the Over/Under is 3.5 points higher than the spread.

Step one: Liquidate all assets.

I for one await the robot beauty competition 'Miss Hello, World'.

Jason Schreier already is proposing marriage

If I wanted to see something run around aimlessly before being intercepted by a Hawk, I'd just go back and watch Colin Kaepernick's Week 2 performance.

George: One day, you'll go to the great farm in the sky and be happy with all your fluffy friends.

So, I guess that lady's pregnant?