More Funko pops than a half empty Gamestop in a deadmall!

Is it waterproof?

Is it waterproof? I’m so done with GoPro, the latest one I bought works amazing if you’re in bright lights but is crap indoors.  You have to change settings when it’s not very bright.

They knew exactly what they were doing with that title. 

Colonoscopies are so expensive.

Anywhere?

It’s because of that whole “I want my leader to be just a regular guy like me” delusion that the right has always gone in for. They’re content for their governor to be an idiot they might run into at the local bar, whereas I want my governor to be 100X smarter than I am, because I know I’m not smart enough to govern…

All right; you’ve got me with #3.

Understanding and appreciating satire requires the ability to think "... but that's too far." IDK if it's genetic but today's conservatives are definitely missing that line of code. 

Carmen Sandiego taught me all I’ll ever need to know about geography, from Yugoslavia to Zaire

Ranks up there with the Bowling Green Massacre.

Disagree, it’s not even close. This is far more hilarious for several reasons.

It makes my heart sick t’hear it, it do.

Yes, Texas has a glorious history of ignorant governors such as George W “They misunderestimated me.” Bush, and Rick Perry“Texans would rather endure blackouts in freezing weather than have the big bad gubment regulating their power grid.”

What's the over under on this lady knowing about the alleged kidnapping story from last week? 

Country music isn’t even 123 years old.

Oh man...it’s not as good as the time the crazies went nuts over that Onion article about the abortionplex, but it’s close.

“wait several months for new episodes of Trek to cross the Atlantic”

i always wonder why so many conservatives are so oblivious to satire. is it a genetic trait?

I was keeping it together until I read the part about the satirical paper being named "The Dunning Kruger Times" and now I'm on the floor, gasping for air.