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C. Montgomery Burner
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Filming your child’s school band performance outdoors on a sunny summer day.

Especially when it seems like Trek is the only thing anyone watches on Paramount+ anyway. 

It feels really weird to cut out a Trek show when Trek is getting a revival of sorts. 

It says a lot about our fucked up tax laws that it is cheaper for companies to make a show like this or Snowpiercer or Batwoman and never release it than it is to just release it. Especially when we are in the middle of a writers strike and the pool of new content has to be drying up.

From Variety: “Those on the show will complete post-production on Season 2 and then CBS Studios will be free to shop it to other outlets."

Hey if it wasn’t for Hitler, Dwight Schrute’s parents would have never met.

This and the Town of Fishers charging non residents $50 to park in their idiotic water park parking lot is just another example of how god awful Hamilton County has become.

I have a friend who went to Carmel High School, (she’s in her mid 40s) I literally had to explain events of WW2 to her. She was not aware of the Blitz, or D Day, various battles, etc. I suggested if she didn’t want to read anything, to watch Band of Brothers. Or Ken Burns’ documentaries. 

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So they’re sorry that the quote about indoctrinating our youth came from Hitler, but they are still totally proud of the goal of indoctrinating our youth? In this context, apologizing makes no sense; you’re already proudly admitting that you’re Nazis.

Probably only because that would require too much thinking on their part. 

“highest educational attainment in Indiana”

Just for context, not that it matters, but lest anyone is thinking these are some kind of backward militia women, they are in the wealthiest community in our state. Highest household income and (one of, if not the) highest educational attainment in Indiana. It’s truly terrifying. 

“We did Nazi that coming.”

In fairness, if either Moms for Hitler or Adolf Liberty had been more successful, no one would have been able to complain

Now the woke mob is trying to cancel Hitler???

“We’re sorry (we got caught).”

You heard the man. Pride’s over.

“We condemn Adolf Hitler’s actions and his dark place in human history. We should not have quoted him in our newsletter.”

The beer of easy enjoyment...a.k.a. the beer you drink when you’re so slopped that you reach for the nearest half-full plastic cup, not caring whose it was or whether there’s still a ping-pong ball in it.

Business wise, it was a dumb move to start with. I have a hard time believing it got the green light in the first place unless it was to gauge how loyal their audience was.