I can’t believe I live in the world where the world’s richest man wants to have a literal dick measuring contest.

Oh good, let’s add ‘caused Kessler syndrome’ to Elon’s resume.

They have to reply to you directly.

What’s the functional difference? Not in terms of who is using it or what the content is, just in terms of basic function. What is the big difference?

Yeah, “it’s not functionally different from Twitter in any appreciable way anymore, which you would know if you’d use it” is such evangelism.

Oh, so nothing on the specific instance you used which may not have updated since November (which is not literally a year, how dare I!) has changed. Got it.

What would Zuckerberg know about kindness?

California redwoods require fire to reproduce. So I guess all those California wildfires started by idiots being irresponsible are good things!

I look forward to him explaining how you can teach about the Holocaust without mentioning Jews.

Never post drunk.

Wait, that’s not illegal anyway?

I’m just saying- email doesn’t track location.

I’m not your dad.

I’ll give you one thing- you’re dedicated to the bit.

No no. He has a sole. You know, the fish. He got it taxidermied after catching it on one of the deep sea fishing trips he took with one or more supreme court justices.

You can dismiss replies to you that you don’t like by clicking on the three dots to the right of them. Then they disappear forever. I learned this recently and already used it four times today on the same troll.

I did. You said you haven’t checked it in a year. It’s changed a lot in the last year. Which you wouldn’t know since you haven’t checked.

Not the same. For example, my email address doesn’t tell anyone my location. Threads tells Meta your location.

Do cities start wildfires too? Because we arrest people who do that.

They showed it in the U.S. too.