simulacrum001
C. Montgomery Burner
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At least in this case, when the giant tech company is beta testing on its customers, it’s only customers stupid enough to spend a huge amount of money on the beta test.

I think it’s very unlikely in this case, especially since DeSantis made no secret about the fact that this was revenge for not supporting him.

Let’s be honest- most people are watching for the same reason they watch car races- for the crash.

Why do you care what someone else does to their own body?

He might not have been serious, but it sure looks like Zuckerberg is. 

It’s okay, the real Trump looks fake too.

My daughter is 13 and the thought of her sitting on my lap is just weird. Why would you do that with your teenage child?! I mean even if you don’t mean anything sexual by it, why are you infantilizing a teenager?

Gross.

Sure... until the orcas reveal they can actually walk on land. Then we’re screwed.

Sorry, plutocrats. I’m on team Orca. And if any of you try to imprison Willy again...

Someone usually wins in a lawsuit.

Disney is a giant, evil megacorporation, and yet DeSantis is such an awful fascist bastard that I’m rooting for them anyway. I guess I’m a bad socialist.

Tell me you didn’t read the article by telling me you didn’t read the article.

If you have to explain you’re being sarcastic, you’ve done it wrong.

Like a Spencer’s Gifts of yesteryear, the SDCC will be mostly Funko.

What part of “But my guess is they didn’t have time to call for help” was unclear?

They do have a couple of other series that may or may not be of interest to people here- notably Halo and Ghosts (YMMV on both). And the Dungeons and Dragons film is streaming exclusively on Paramount+.

I’ll have you know I would have kicked any kid’s ass if I had been a contestant on Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

I was hoping for this to be much longer.

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There’s also a Turkish Star Trek parody which is meant to be funny, but they really worked hard on the look, especially on the uniforms.