you just had to accept your kid was probably gay

I was abused for six years by a teacher at a private school. Fuck no would I like to go through that again. Plus, even the good times weren’t as good as the times I had as an adult. No sex when you’re seven.

I remember growing up in the 80s having serious anxiety and nightmares about the world coming to an end in a nuclear holocaust.

I was about to say- how long before we get the first ChatGPT-powered toy?

Musk’s space internet had no role in this tragedy.

But Light is still owned by a Belgian company, right?

“We’re sorry we quoted Hitler, but we don’t disagree with Hitler.”

Like Mein Kampf?

We’re 38th when it comes to education, so probably.

It’s why your iPhone will sometimes show a warning that it needs to cool down before you can safely use it again.

Tag team!

Do they have to be nice to it when they make it like in Better Off Ted?

Too late. Zuckerbot is already doing it with others.

Zuckerberg is definitely up for it and I can’t wait for Musk to totally chicken out and say he was just joking and then pretend it never happened.

*Submersible Starlink internet may not function as advertised.

Now they don’t even have to make an effort when coming up with what to say when laying off 10% of the workforce- and they can make it sound sympathetic and sincere too! Plus, no annoying ‘ums.’

I’ll take Juneteenth over July 4th any time. Black people aren’t scaring my dogs all night.

Honestly, as visually appealing as Metropolis is, it’s story is not all that great. I’ve read a comic book adaptation and listened to a radio drama adaptation and, even with changes, the story is just not very compelling. It’s too bad because there’s no question that it’s visually compelling.

The Garth Brooks episode of Muppets Tonight is a delight.

This isn’t the creative director, this is the creator of the show. Slightly different. And yes, if the person who is behind the Diablo series did the things that Roiland did, they shouldn’t make more Diablo games.