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C. Montgomery Burner
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By coincidence, my high school year’s Facebook page just said they’re getting ready for our 30th reunion in a couple of years, so I’m looking forward to ignoring that in 2025.

You forget that Space Force was God-Emperor Trump’s idea, and therefore must have been a good one so we can’t go back on it now or we might hurt his feelings.

Can’t we just leave things alone?

Lying flat on your back? You must have some strong arms.

One of my favorites. I had it on VHS tape from a TV broadcast in the 80s, got the commercial version as soon as it came out, upgraded to DVD later (I don’t have a Blu-Ray player). It became my daughter’s favorite when she was a toddler and we watched it virtually daily, so I am not as big a fan as I was, but I still

Well I hope I’ve bored them silly with my uneventful life. Serves them right. Enjoy combing my Amazon orders for jam and T-shirts.

Good. Put all of Hollywood on hold until writers get what they deserve.

Dude. Yellow Submarine.

Hey, they Beatles didn’t do any of the voices for their best movie, so why not have an AI John?

I thought my job did that anyway.

Considering the behavior of Trump supporters in the intervening years, was she wrong to call them deplorable?

“Twitter is on a mission to become the world’s most accurate real-time information source and a global town square for communication. That’s not an empty promise. That’s OUR reality.”

I find his movies tiresome. I’ve watched several and I just have to hold in my groans and sit through it, bored stiff.

Also, the Wikipedia page on Gutenberg says the first thing he printed was a German poem. Did you check any of that before you wrote it?

The Holy Bible was the first work to be produced via printing press.

(it jumped from around 470 orbiting Earth in 1990 to nearly 8,000 today, according to STScI)

So the “person they believe has a direct connection to god” can read a sermon written by an atheist with anti-religious themes and that’s fine because he has a “direct connection to god?” Or is it only when an unintelligent sentence-making machine writes it?

I know Rule 34 and all, but I just don’t understand the whole ‘hidden camera in a locker room’ thing... what’s titillating about watching women change without any sort of pleasure involved on their part in low quality video from a weird angle? I don’t get it.

Older people who remember JFK maybe. I don’t think the Kennedy name carries as much weight with younger generations. Not even young generations. I mean I’m 45 and the Kennedy name doesn’t resonate with me at all. Sure, Ted did some good things, but I just don’t associate the Kennedy name with greatness like people who

Those of us who sleep with someone else in the bed probably won’t make them very happy by projecting something on the wall or ceiling when they’re trying to sleep.