You mean a staffer typed it out.

It was what convinced me that Will Smith was a good actor. Before that, I thought he was just another pop star given too much credit.

I hope I’ve found the clitoris? It was in the right place and seemed like the right button...

It’s not her fault that they were out of bread when there was plenty of cake for her inside.

Like a Canadian Tuxedo crossed with a sampler. 

Did you ever see the play/film Six Degrees of Separation? Just the idea that you might be closely related to someone famous opens doors.

Trust me. No one wants a nude painting of Monty. Not even Monty.

Jewish space lasers?

I always like a little bit of finger in my sub.

A division of Osiris Foods.

A nubis, the nubis, same thing.

Maybe I’m confused here, but if the Lewisnky scandal kept Clinton from keeping his eye on Bin Laden, isn’t that Clinton’s fault?

What do you mean? My wife definitely has an Egyptian god of the dead in her cooch. We sacrifice to it and everything.

Do NOT order Bonne Maman from Amazon. I ordered a three jar pack of red currant jelly (I can’t get it locally and I love it) and one came open and covered the other two in jelly. Amazon did not accept a return or exchange. Then they deleted my bad review.

You really could have stopped there.

It won’t shut them up. It won’t change a thing. They’ve already come up with excuses for why the video is staged or fake or whatever. There was no point in releasing the video. It didn’t matter.

Yeah, I’m not getting it. That’s probably giving those people what they wanted anyway.

I’m just surprised Trump didn’t ask if he could watch and if he could bring popcorn.

Can you really call people who harass her like this fans?

They’ll run out of places to hide him and they’ll Lisa McPherson him rather than let him take the organization down.