I hate that I can’t listen to his old comedy records since they were so influential to my youth, but if I am not going to listen to him when he was in his prime, I’m sure as hell not going to listen to his old man rants.

I’m too busy reading Esquire Midwest. It has wholesome recipes for casseroles and pies. 

That’ll show ‘em.

Andor was my biggest surprise after not really liking Rogue One.

Who knew a Star Wars show that didn’t feature any legacy characters or Jedis would be so good.

This sounds like a scam and in this case, I hope it is.

What’s next, a guest appearance by Frobisher?

“Ah, Mr. Santos. Once again we see there is nothing you can possess that I cannot take away.”

I wouldn’t feel all that bad about a lot of those people dying, not going to lie.

My mother’s housemate was scheduled to fly from Orange County, California to Indianapolis, Indiana first on Monday, then tomorrow, and now January 2nd. Thankfully, she has a place to stay while she’s there because she’s visiting family.

I don’t understand how this doesn’t fall under false advertising. It simply isn’t fully self-driving. It’s just a falsehood to claim it is.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-believe-in-free-speech-so-long-as-i-get-to-change-what-free-speech-means-to-whatever-i-want

Exactly. What happened? I mean I guess what happened is she just lied, but how did she get away with that level of lying?

My favorite thing the Muppets ever did! I watch it every year!

Some of the uses of this money are noble, but putting Redditors’ names on a NASCAR car? Really?

Can you please name me the condom brand that’s 100% effective and never breaks or leaks?

Did New York elect a crypto-conservative? What the hell is going on?

They can feel like they’re back in the countries they escaped from with their work visas that force them to stay working at Twitter or be deported.

So either they don’t understand Newton’s laws of motion, or they don’t care if all of their astronaut troops shoot themselves into the void.

I’m guessing “a while back” was before multiple fuckups.