“We may not find the answer in a year, or even two, but the creation of such a prize can call forth our nation’s and the world’s ingenuity.”

What happened to the free market they love so much?

For those times when you need to fly a kite in an emergency but all that’s around is a bathroom.

And if you have all of your songs up there but don’t have enough subscribers and views, you can’t even get the benefit of ad revenue. Youtube shits on creators.

I guess I didn’t miss much.

Emergency! Everybody to get from street!

A principal in D.C. felt the Juul problem was becoming so bad that he took doors off the bathroom stalls.

And, of course, there’s never been a teenager resourceful or crafty enough to have the ability to get a gun away from one of these armed teachers.

It ends after the ‘hold down A’ part, right? Either that or it freezes up there for me.

I would never expect to get rich from YouTube, but I don’t think it’s wrong to be fairly compensated when YouTube runs their ads over your videos. Even a lot of the still-monetized channels after the recent purge don’t make it to the $100 payout threshold very often. At best, once every few months. Meanwhile, Google…

That’s a lot of padding.

And if we learned anything from Doctor Who, it’s an egg laid by a giant asexual space dragon.

Confederate heritage preservationists

My family had an Outback after years of Hondas and the switched back to Hondas after the Outback got too old. So yeah, we would have definitely stayed with Honda had they marketed this car in the U.S.

According to The Secret, shouldn’t Oprah just want to be president really, really hard and then it will happen?

I don’t know what that means, but I’m going to assume it’s a man sitting at a table that’s been glued to the side of a cliff.

Broward Police Benevolent Association Vice President Ron Skirvin was on hand to hand out flowers to the returning students.

No.

I have no love for him, but I have to say... He had a very short-lived MSNBC talk show and I only saw one episode, but it was terrific. He brought in Kier Dullea and Gary Lockwood and spend the entire episode talking about 2001: A Space Odyssey.

So what’s your solution?