The last thing we should be doing is encouraging kids to play with poo.

How did Darkman speak so clearly when he had no lips?

It’s a bad day when I long for the eloquence of George W. Bush.

Don’t forget Ft. Hood.

It was in the sixth chapter of Men Against Fire that Marshall made his assertions about what he called the ratio of fire. He was quite explicit: “a commander of infantry will be well advised to believe that when he engages the enemy not more than one quarter of his men will ever strike a real blow. …”

Manafort used some of the money to buy real estate in the US

Why Scientists Taught Monkeys to Associate Brand Logos With Genitals

But she should be old enough to buy a gun.

Here’s a revolutionary idea... how about having a woman helm the Batgirl film? Or is doing that twice a little too much female for the executives at WB?

They’re fucking delicious.

It’s the sort of thing I could see watching after too much wine on a Sunday.

I assumed the cause was Dungeons & Dragons.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PENGUIN SHIT?!

As long as it doesn’t affect anonymous fucking, we’re all good.

Please! Don’t throw me in the briar patch!

They’re best when paired with peanut butter.

Good. I hope he continues to be “bullied.” I hope he gets “held down” and given a “swirlie” and his “lunch money” gets “stolen.”

Suicidal spree killers would never do anything suicidal!

The fuck is wrong with you?

“Whatevs.” - Trump