simulacrum001
C. Montgomery Burner
simulacrum001

I assumed the cause was Dungeons & Dragons.

Please! Don’t throw me in the briar patch!

Good. I hope he continues to be “bullied.” I hope he gets “held down” and given a “swirlie” and his “lunch money” gets “stolen.”

Suicidal spree killers would never do anything suicidal!

The fuck is wrong with you?

“Whatevs.” - Trump

During the Watergate affair, there were suggestions that Graham had agreed with many of President Richard Nixon’s antisemitic opinions, but he denied them and stressed his efforts to build bridges to the Jewish community. In 2002, the controversy was renewed when declassified “Richard Nixon tapes” confirmed remarks

Meanwhile, Trump has decided to attack Jeff Sessions again. Or Jeff Session anyway...

I would at least try it...

The other thing every sci-fi show does eventually: Everyone switches bodies.

Is that like writing letters to Santa? Because you know Trump won’t even open the bag.

“For everyone, it was a distraction or a reprieve,” one White House official ghoul said.

My wife just finished that. She was glued to it. I’m next.

Years ago, I came up with an alternate history scenario I was going to write about but didn’t where Marie Curie’s children are killed (as civilians) in an early WWI attack and, vowing revenge, she invents a highly radioactive dirty bomb which the French use against the Germans.

The group also discussed ideas to heighten security inside schools.

That makes sense. Thanks for clearing it up.

Trump won’t care. He doesn’t care about anything that doesn’t involve him.

That’s okay, I didn’t need to sleep tonight anyway.

Why not both?