simulacrum001
C. Montgomery Burner
simulacrum001

I’m sure that made sense to you.

Why... does he have the Electronic Arts logo tattooed on his neck?

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In that speech, Barletta referred to undocumented immigrants as “murderers, rapists, thieves, and terrorists.”

What an asshole.

Da, tovarisch.

A factory worker in Kiev reportedly died in 1997 after falling into a vat of coconut oil and drowning.

I wonder if ICE is willing to sink low enough to start raiding churches.

I was thinking the same thing. The ‘code’ could be as simple as the timestamp on a tweet. They wouldn’t even have to use a specific word.

There is a really good documentary called Red Chapel about a couple of Danish-Koreans and the director going to North Korea to perform a comedy sketch. The government officials slowly alter the sketch over time until it becomes wholly propaganda.

Maybe the 20-something was... HIMSELF!

I’ve seen a bit of the show. That’s sort of what happens.

what

You literally did the same thing.

See above, re nonsense.

You monster.

Vague nonsense like using ‘the left’ as if there’s some sort of hive mind?

If you don’t like smog, you’re a traitor.

I refuse to acknowledge poor sources, yes. What’s next, Breitbart?

I keep hearing that shopping malls are dead, and that may be true in larger cities, but in smaller midwestern towns where there’s not much else to do in the winter, the malls are packed.

‘Hit with a vase’ is the new ‘ran into a door.’