simulacrum001
C. Montgomery Burner
simulacrum001

Why... does he have the Electronic Arts logo tattooed on his neck?

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In that speech, Barletta referred to undocumented immigrants as “murderers, rapists, thieves, and terrorists.”

A factory worker in Kiev reportedly died in 1997 after falling into a vat of coconut oil and drowning.

I wonder if ICE is willing to sink low enough to start raiding churches.

There is a really good documentary called Red Chapel about a couple of Danish-Koreans and the director going to North Korea to perform a comedy sketch. The government officials slowly alter the sketch over time until it becomes wholly propaganda.

what

You literally did the same thing.

See above, re nonsense.

You monster.

Vague nonsense like using ‘the left’ as if there’s some sort of hive mind?

If you don’t like smog, you’re a traitor.

I refuse to acknowledge poor sources, yes. What’s next, Breitbart?

I keep hearing that shopping malls are dead, and that may be true in larger cities, but in smaller midwestern towns where there’s not much else to do in the winter, the malls are packed.

‘Hit with a vase’ is the new ‘ran into a door.’

I remember Adam West being pissed about that too. He was stuck doing auto shows in the Batman suit at the time and expected to do the movie. Not the best point in his life.

That wig tho...

Two assholes came together and made something great.

I can’t decide if I want to take the 15:17 to Paris or the 3:10 to Yuma.

I say, Action Man, do attack the enemy. There’s a good chap.