Again, using a Chromecast is usually a breeze, but it’s just not as breezy as picking up a remote and turning on a TV.

Holy hand cramp, Batman!

You’re right. Making animated videos you work on for hours and then sharing them is pure narcissism. How much more narcissistic can you get than that?

Because there’s no such thing as someone who spends hours or days on a video and puts in on YouTube for others to see. Got it.

Again, how does voting for a third party that is guaranteed not to win help people?

You think a million views is reasonable? Really?

I know it’s not 4000 hours of content. 4000 total hours of people watching if you only make 15 second videos is not very easily attainable. Many of my videos get thousands of views, but since they’re 10-15 seconds long, getting to 4000 hours would require hundreds of thousands of views per video.

You have a boner and you use that boner. Thus you’re boning.

fuck you and your facts

Because choosing a third option really helps those people, right?

Under the new strategy, which will go into effect February 20th, channels that have less than 1,000 subscribers and 4,000 hours of videos over the last year won’t receive ad revenue, making it easier for YouTube to vet more popular videos and determine which are safe for ads.

Yep. It’s a desert.

Greenpeace canvassers

They don’t seem to understand that if you vote for the lesser of two evils, the net effect is less evil. Don’t you want less evil?

Finally, a secure way for cows to access their smartphones.

I still remember people claiming Bitcoin would replace all “fiat” currencies. I’d love to know how you can sustainably sell groceries with a currency that changes value massively on an hourly basis.

I can’t sleep on my back. I just can’t. I’ve tried more than once and I just lie there until I turn on my side. It doesn’t matter how tired I am. So I could never wear this uncomfortable-looking thing in the first place.

How dare people watch TV!

Oh, well, as long as you read them...

As far as I know, there was no pre-SOTU memo about giving the cabinet the right to fire people who they don’t agree with politically. I also missed the memo on putting people captured on the battlefield in Syria into Gitmo.