simulacrum001
C. Montgomery Burner
simulacrum001

I’ll get right on that.

Good old Snaggletooth can always be relied on for a hot take.

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Meanwhile, most of America has gone back to forgetting that Puerto Rico exists.

M. Peach is a good name...

If Ronan Farrow isn’t Frank Sinatra’s son, Woody Allen has some weird genetics that don’t show up in himself.

Or anything.

Or you could explain what you mean...

Yeah, I know what you wrote. I still have no idea what you mean. I guess you don’t know what you mean either.

No, you said I worked in PR. I have no idea why.

And if I were a non-working disabled person who woke up at 5 am or earlier like he does most mornings due to the chronic pain? Nah, unpossible.

He wouldn’t fit in the booth.

Except Trump is smarter than that

Don’t encourage them.

I wish you were right, but I’m afraid it’s the only reason Joe Donnelly got elected in the first place.

So you’re not going to explain why you think I work in PR?

Have you ever told someone to ‘fuck off’ on the internet and they actually fucked off? Because I would think the exact opposite would generally occur.

Once again- meditation might help you with that chip on your shoulder.

All training makes very clear to the officers that once a subject is handcuffed, his/her safety is now entirely your responsibility