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C. Montgomery Burner
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Keiynan Lonsdale is a terrible actor, so I was fine with seeing less of him.

I’ll get right on that.

I never said you had to buy one. I asked why people are doing it. I doubt they’re all doing it to fund his tunnel-digging company.

That’s a lot of money to spend when you could just use a citronella candle.

Why are people buying this exactly?

Good old Snaggletooth can always be relied on for a hot take.

Gathering and selling personal data is not the same as spying.

According to Bloomberg, the change was driven by concerns from US security agencies, which fear that Huawei could be using its devices to spy on consumers, potentially gathering and sharing sensitive data with the Chinese government.

Based on the Edwardian joke books available in full text from Google Books, I’ll assume if it is a comedy book, it won’t be funny at all.

One of the theories about Voynich is that it was written by some sort of secretary-like individual on behalf of someone whose language they understood orally but did not know how to write down accurately.

Isn’t Voynich written on vellum? If so, mistakes can just be scratched out and written over without leaving an obvious trace.

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Russ Shanpawn

If you own a Samsung Gear VR, HTC Vive, or Oculus Rift, you can head on over there to watch Trump’s State of the Union, if that’s your jam.

Meanwhile, most of America has gone back to forgetting that Puerto Rico exists.

M. Peach is a good name...

If Ronan Farrow isn’t Frank Sinatra’s son, Woody Allen has some weird genetics that don’t show up in himself.

Or anything.

This whole situation is a real Cluster McFuckface.

Or you could explain what you mean...