simulacrum001
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They would have been pretty stupid not to take the opportunity to build backdoors if they could do so undetected.

A fish knife for a fishwife.

I always want to pronounce it like ‘pint of beer’ pinterest and it annoys me that it isn’t how you’re supposed to pronounce it, so fuck those guys.

Wasn’t there just an article yesterday about how uncool people look in VR and AR headsets?

Brown County is a beautiful and charming tourist trap of a county, especially Nashville. This doesn’t surprise me at all.

Remember to use the claw, not the raw paw when picking the prickly pear.

Also, the Stargate.

There’s more than one of them, so I assume pleasure was involved at some point.

And they breed like... well... mice. So you can easily get a lot of them for cheap and replace them fairly quickly.

I live with chronic pain and, while the prospect of being pain-free all the time is alluring, I’d rather not have to check myself constantly for infections after all the times I stub my toe or get a splinter or pretty much anything painful without noticing. Pain can be a horrible thing, but it is still necessary to

Sez you.

It’s his giant robot.

I have a case that has all of my cards in the back in a little slide-out thingy so I never have to use a wallet. It’s awesome.

My daughter has been begging me for a way to talk to her friends by text the way mommy and daddy do. If this is a way to let her and 2 or 3 of her friends chat to each other (which helps with reading and writing, by the way), I don’t really mind it.

So... quicksand.

Not to be that guy, but I only have a 6 plus and 11 has not been a problem for me at all except for the keyboard covering up messages sometimes thing, but that’s easily rectified.

It’s like that episode of The Orville where everyone upvotes and downvotes everyone else and if you get enough downvotes you have to make a public apology to avoid execution.

Inhumans is an extremely silly show.

This is a new definition of the word ‘just’ for me.

This is a new definition of the word ‘just’ for me.

My wife never drank during her pregnancy, but we had a laugh over the OB telling her, “don’t drink too much.”