The Mark Morris Dance Troupe did a very interesting adaptation of The Nutcracker based on the art of Charles Burns. You can see it in its entirety here:

If they even include the music, it will have lyrics and be sung by Disney-contracted pop stars. This is clearly going to be awful.

io9: We come from the Future and the Future is All Disney.

Honestly, I’m amazed a family movie that’s about the “people” that live inside the internet wasn’t made years ago. Maybe everyone was afraid of the curse of Tron’s box office receipts.

And the brands are all parodies of real brands. It’s like a total inversion of the original concept.

But there is one place where everyone shares all the same likes: OhMyDisney.com, the happiest place online.

Yeah, but then they’s spell it “Ralph Wrecks the In2ernet” or something. Meh.

That’s what I was wondering... how tall is that going to be?!

It’s a weird kind of emperor that gets elected by the people twice and leaves voluntarily after two four-year terms. Never heard of any sort of emperor like that. Weird.

I think it’s Barron. He’s great with the cyber.

Who the fuck stays in these places? Was every other resort booked solid?

And I can still see her father in her face and it’s icky.

Especially when the original is bad enough.

The pair resides in a group of 30 young stars about 50 parsecs from Earth known as the TW Hydrae Assocation, which sounds very exclusive.

This is probably a stupid question... could you use this sort of technology to overcome the time lag problem when communicating with, for example, a spacecraft orbiting Mars?

People who ask questions to try to understand things they don’t understand are the worst. Why can’t they just know everything like you?

You said everything I had planned on saying, but better.

Does it make him look strong? To me, it looks like he and Trump are just staring at each other while the other three are ignoring them and talking amongst themselves. I mean maybe that was the goal here, but it sure didn’t look that way to my eyes.

I don’t get the reason for photoshopping this in the first place. It’s not like he wasn’t at the G-20. He probably did have talks with those people. There’s plenty of other photos of him there. What is going on?

Every midterm election? Did I fall asleep for months and it’s 2018 now?