Hebrew Nationals are pretty much the only hot dogs I can stomach.

*raises hand*

So you’re saying I can never get a pet bat? You guys ruin everything.

Yep. He can mercilessly attack a religion of a billion people, but when he goes after a white lady... OH NO HE DIDN’T!

But at least they are a lot less likely to nuke someone out of spite.

Angela Merkel is not a man and she dresses very well.

FML.

No, if you can’t explain something, it means you didn’t rationalize it.

How dare these cripples want to walk around like normal people!

Because I don’t pretend to know everything. If I say I don’t know how to explain something, I don’t know how to fucking explain something. Apparently, you have some character flaw that prevents you from admitting such things. I don’t.

TIL “I don’t know” = “I refuse”

Then maybe Doctor Who isn’t the show for you.

The shielding is the issue. Again, how do you shield a device that has to be that tiny? You have to make it bigger. Then it’s less implantable. That’s the problem.

In before complaints about a deus ex machina ending in a show about a functionally immortal man who lives in a magic box, carries a magic wand and regularly saves literally the entire universe.

Yeah, but now he looks it too.

Putting words in my mouth will not make those words come from me.

To test such situations, he uses a detector that tells him the frequency of things like security systems to make sure they’re operating on a different frequency than his device.

I honestly think tons of people would buy that. I wouldn’t, but...

How do you harden a device which has to be small enough to be implanted in a human body? There has to be a tradeoff between size and shielding.