Angela Merkel is not a man and she dresses very well.

And honestly, what with the Elders of Zion secretly running the world, you’d think they wouldn’t put up a website where they could be tracked.

That never stops being funny.

Look, either Chris Christie fits on the beach or everyone else fits on the beach. It can’t be both.

At least these geniuses were generous enough to identify themselves. I hope the arrests will be forthcoming.

I was picked up in a bar by a Vanderbilt.

What do you mean? I bet Ivanka is great at architecting smalltalk.

Less a joker, more a fool.

My primary interest was how the oral sex game mechanic worked. I think I’ve discovered things about myself I never knew before today...

I do think that is reasonable in the 21st century, yes. But I do not wish to discuss it because it is an irrelevant tangent that you keep trying to go on when we are talking about healthcare.

Yet again- it is considered a basic human right in literally every single developed country but this one and in plenty of the developing world. So you can argue against it all you want, but you’re arguing against the modern world.

I didn’t mention internet access and healthcare is one of them in every Western nation except the United States. It is only a choice here and in the third world... and not even in plenty of the third world.

Sorry, what are you wanting from me, a sudden revelation that I should go out and buy a Nazi uniform because Conrad Veidt didn’t agree with my outlook?

Human rights don’t come from any one authority. They are basic dignities you expect all governments to grant all human beings no matter what they believe. I’m not sure why you don’t understand what human rights are, but it disturbs me.

Yes, I’m sure they would tell me that. But they would be wrong. Human rights don’t get applied selectively just because the person who gets them thinks they shouldn’t be rights.

Aren’t supposed to? Excuse me? When did I say what anyone else but myself was not ‘supposed’ to do? And where do you get off telling me what jobs I should be willing to take?

Or, you know, compassionate, because they deserve health care as a basic human right...

Sure, it’s just a job... you know, unless your entire family was wiped out by them in a senseless genocide, in which case, it’s an insult to that family.

When she gave her big anti-human trafficking speech, I wondered how many of the Chinese factory workers that make her shoes had to sell their own children just to survive...

I don’t know that automating trucks means no one will have jobs, but there will be an employment issue in the future due to automation. Certainly there will be future employment issues in all sectors due to automation, but I don’t know that this specific instance is going to be the one that leaves everyone jobless.