simulacrum001
C. Montgomery Burner
simulacrum001

I mean... I’d give it a view if it was like 2:30 a.m. and I was high...

Plus, he’s at the “I’m getting to old for this shit” age now, which will be fun.

And honestly, what with the Elders of Zion secretly running the world, you’d think they wouldn’t put up a website where they could be tracked.

If you can’t understand the difference between standard comic book violent imagery and this, especially if you are a POC, I don’t know how to explain it to you.

You probably shouldn’t be taking stabs if your aim is that poor.

That never stops being funny.

Look, either Chris Christie fits on the beach or everyone else fits on the beach. It can’t be both.

At least these geniuses were generous enough to identify themselves. I hope the arrests will be forthcoming.

It works just fine for me.

Out-of-context video to suggest something that CNN couldn’t actually know isn’t happening isn’t happening?

*She. Didn’t notice that until now. Whoops.

Another person who thinks “if you don’t want to see an image of a mutilated person of color lynched, don’t go to a comic book store.”

If you can’t understand the difference between standard comic book violent imagery and this, especially if you are a POC, I don’t know how to explain it to you.

But you’re still white. Are you going to claim dark-skinned people in Ireland face no bigotry?

I’m gonna guess your skin tone is of a lighter hue.

I was picked up in a bar by a Vanderbilt.

What do you mean? I bet Ivanka is great at architecting smalltalk.

Less a joker, more a fool.

Yes, you’re right, how unlikely it is that a Pakistani would buy comics.

Me too, that’s what makes them so amusing to me. This food smells and tastes exactly like shit! I better eat it and keep ordering more to make sure it still smells and tastes exactly like shit every time!