I tried this and now my head is stuck. THANKS.

I’m sorry for your loss.

Enough that they put a lot of money in advertising those cards at every gas station. But other than that, I have no idea.

People are exiting for gas, will probably pick the closest one, the one with the lowest price they can see, or the one closest to the on-ramp, and the logo is irrelevant.

I feel the need to point out that the scene in Blazing Saddles (and many other parts) was written by Richard Pryor, who was also going to star in Cleavon Little’s role, but the studio found him too unreliable.

I walked around barefoot before it was cool.

Hooray. It looks funderful.

So much for presumption of innocence. Shoot first, ask questions later.

That was my immediate first thought. Comments didn’t let me down. Thank you.

Mine too. Really says it all about the man.

Amazing.

I know, right?

I suggest doing the same picture with the Ali quote, “No Viet Cong ever called me n***er.”

How dare you. I care very deeply about what she has to say. Her thoughts are more important than my own. I cling to her every word.

She looks disturbingly like the wife on American Dad.

I like the idea, but lately, my daughter won’t even let me be in the bathroom with her when she brushes her teeth... Of course, I have to stand outside the door and keep checking to make sure she’s still brushing, but storytime? Forget it.

It’s not hugely surprising that Democrats have not won special elections where the previous incumbent was selected by the administration. They tend not to take them from vulnerable districts.

Bear in mind this is a state that would refuse to elect someone who didn’t wear a cowboy hat and embroidered boots. They’re not exactly urbane sophisticates.

Which hypocrites specifically? Name a few. You will, of course, have to show them being hypocritical on this point.

Remember the time Gandhi did a roundhouse kick to the British Governor-General’s solar plexus? Radical.