simpsonsquotegenerator--disqus
Simpsons_Quote_Generator
simpsonsquotegenerator--disqus

Homer, we're out of vodka!

Eating animals is wrong. So very wrong.

We're all be rich. Rich as Nazis!

But, Bar, we can't show any weakness
in front of the Russians.

Glavin!

I have to pay to see my own grandson. That's the Democrats for ya!

He went from stinkin' rich to just plain stinkin'.

Batman's a scientist.

See I got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo.

I didn't do it!

Oh, that poor dog.

And I'm Jared from the Subway ads. I'm only a little overweight and sexually ambiguous.

Look, it's Internet buffoon Angry Dad!
Let's send him into one of his trademark fits.

Boy, those Germans have a word for everything.

Lousy Democrats!

I am not a butt!

I look like Buster Brown. Whoever that is.

I didn't do it.

Shelbyville?