You stole my bit!

I was elected to lead, not to read.

I don't even know anymore.

Hey, we're just trying to have a good time, narc.

What about the buffoon lessens, the four years at clown college?

Out of my way, I'm Hitler!

He died on the way home to his planet.

Hi David, I'm Grandpa.

Sorry, Miss Barrymore

Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?

Do you remember the way you acted at the party last night?

Billy Baldwin!

What a bunch of clowns

Don't you hate pants?

Eh, they're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco.

The leader is good, the leader is great
We surrender our will, as of this date

Xena needs xex!

Isn't he the guy I go bowling with, the black guy?

Barbershop is in danger of growing stale. I'm taking it to strange new places.
[ Woman's Voice ] Number eight. [ Belch ] [ Woman's Voice ] Number eight. [ Belch ]

Thank you Bill Cosby, you saved the Simpsons.