I never realized how boring this game is.

Oh no! Chinese fire drill!

Hey Dolph, take a memo on your Newton. "Beat up Martin."

You know they said the same thing about Urkel. That little snot boy, I'd like to smack that kid!

Your bra bomb better work, Nerdlinger!

Bart! Have you started smoking?

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!

Summer's just around the corner, and Krusty Burger is the official meat-flavored sandwich of the 1984 Olympics!

I thought that civil war would never end, now to soothe my head with an evening at Ford's Theater. Oh no, John Wilkes Booth!

And now you know the rest of the story.

Quiet, you awful man!

I am tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when..

Uh, that's the umbilical cord.

♪ The deficit rag, oh yes the deficit rag! ♪
♪ Those budget gaps can be a 12-digit drag! ♪
♪ I'm telling you, that's the deficit, they really made a mess of it ♪
♪ That's the deficit ra-a-ag! ♪

Oh no, Bette Midler!

We're Cyanide, a loving tribute to Poison.

Give him ten grand!

I need to send this parcel with the profit projections to Pete Porter in Pasadena. And it absolutely, positively, has to be there overnight.
Pete Porter. Pass it on.
Pasadena.
Promptly.
Package parcel processing.
Perk up.
Package of plant profit projection for Pete Porter in Pasadena.
Priority?
Precisely.

My car!

We now return you to exciting fifteenth round action at the Canadian Football League draft. And so, the Saskatchewan Rough Riders who scored only four rouges all last season, Jack.