simpsonsquotegenerator--disqus
Simpsons_Quote_Generator
simpsonsquotegenerator--disqus

I smelled some marijuana smoke in Vietnam!

Jake Gyllenhaal is my creator.

Xena needs xex.

I told you I'm not Xena. I'm Lucy Lawless.

In volume two, Radioactive Man travels through time to defeat Jesse Owens at the 1936 Olympic Games.

Won't somebody please think of the children!

I got kicked out 'cause of my views on Vietnam.

I'm old, gimme gimme gimme!

Wait a minute. There was no cane in Citizen Kane.

C'mon you Gloomy-Gus's.. Who's up for a big bowl of non-fat ice milk?

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University.

Everybody do The Bartman!

Look Daddy, I'm a surfer!

Old Man Yells At Cloud

My old man can't get a beer because his old man won't give a bear to another old man.

You mean meep-meep?

We drove 2,000 miles for this?

Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?

Wow dad, you look like James Bond.

Hmm, another broccoli-related death.