simpsonsquotegenerator--disqus
Simpsons_Quote_Generator
simpsonsquotegenerator--disqus

Look daddy, I'm the jealous jockey!

Kent, I feel about as low as Madonna when she found out she missed Tailhook.

Dad, who's watching TV at 3:17 in the morning?
Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners…

I wish I was home with a big bag of potato chips. Mmm… potato chips.

Lisa: Dad, don't let these application essays throw you. Let's see: "List your
three favorite books and how they've influenced your life".
Homer: Is "TV Guide" a book?
Lisa: No.
Homer: "Son of Sniglet"?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Katherine Hepburn's "Me"?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Oh, I suck!

Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?

All the best bands are affiliated with Satan.

Are you folks ready to go ape?

The only danger is if they send us to that terrible planet of the apes. Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty - that was our planet! You maniacs!

He's either a 50-foot prehistoric ape, or a tourist trap concocted by the Ape Island jaycees.

I know a website that shows monkeys doing it.

Pray. For. Mojo.

What? You little monkey. You're a little monkey, aren't you?

Can't… stop… doing… the…. monkey.

And with the money left over the orphanage was able to buy a door. Now the monkeys cannot bite me.

♪ Yes, you finally ♪
♪ made a monkey ♪
♪ out of me. ♪

Zookeeper! Zookeeper! Those two monkeys are killing each other!

Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret, that the chimps we sent into space came back super intelligent.

That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp!

Smithers, you infernal ninny! Stick your left hoof on that flange now! Now, if you can get it through your bug-addled brain, jam the second mephitic clodhopper of yours on the right doodad!