So join America's favorite TV family, and a tiny green space alien named Ozmodiar that only Homer can see, on Fox this fall.

Hey, that's the half truth!

Very few cartoons are broadcast live, it's a terrible strain on the animator's wrists.

Don't ask me. I don't know anything. I am product of American education system. I also build poor-quality cars and inferior-style electronics.

Moon Pie… what a time to be alive

Tonight, Chloe interviews Bob Dylan. So Bob, what religion are you converting to now?

David Crosby? You're my hero.

Ever see a guy say good-bye to a shoe?

Stupid TV. Be more funny!

Nobody owns Christmas carols. They belong to everyone, like grapes at the grocery store.

Xena needs xex!

Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins

Quit copying me!!!!!!

Uhh, no Peg.

So I said, "If this is the House of Pancakes, then how come I can't eat the walls?"

Next up's a real lowlife. Bob Dylan wrote a song to keep him in prison.

Hello… that sounds like a pig fainting.

Ah! Don't give me the kiss of death you black widow!

Ooh "Jimmy" is such an ugly word, Marge. Unless you're talking about Jimmy Smits.

But first, a man whose inspiring battle with Percodan addiction is soon
to be a movie of the week… Krusty the Clown!