Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket.

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

You know, when I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience!

If it weren't for someone plagiarizing the Honeymooners we wouldn't have the Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sergeant Bilko, there'd be no Top Cat. Huckleberry Hound, Chief Wiggum, Yogi Bear? Hah! Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson, Art Carney. Your honor, you take away our right to steal ideas, where are…

And that kid with the backpack said radical. I say radical. That's my thing that I say!

Twinkle, twinkle, groovy cat. How I wonder where you at? I really love the way you cook. Just like me, when I wrote this book: How To Make Love To Steve Allen, from the author of Happiness Is a Naked Steve Allen, Journey To the Center of Steve Allen, and the Joy of Cooking Steve Allen.

Come on, Jimmy! Let's take a peek at the killing floor. Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy. It's not really a floor, it's more
of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.

That's like Bruce Wayne letting his mother into the Bat Club.

Look out Itchy, he's Irish!

Kudos for bringing the public back to the Republican Party. It's high time people realized we conservatives aren't all Johnny Hatemongers and Charlie Bible Thumps or even, God forbid, George Bushes.

Knight Boat… the crime solving boat!

What's a Tim Conway?

I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams."

Children, it's time for your history lesson. Put on your virtual reality helmets.

But there was more to the Old West than just sex, folks. A lot more. If you look off to your left you'll see a real Old West hitchin' post possibly used by bandits, possibly during some exciting adventure. And these planks below us were often used as a sidewalk by people who may or may not have been bandits.

Wait, Xena can't fly.

So, the next time you're walking on the beach, enjoying an hourglass or
making cheap, low-grade windshields think where we'd be without sand.

It says "Show me your tie."

Rock 'n roll is supposed to be about peace and love. I hope you won't judge the entire Brian Setzer Orchestra by my actions.